Why do people think Total Eclipse of the Heart is a good song?
It’s not even an OK song.
It’s a truly, empirically-proven awful song.
Seriously. Researchers in Zurich tested this song at the molecular level and determined, “Zis song, eet sucks beeg time.”
Despite this, I see it pop up all over the place as if it’s an American standard. Most frequently on those shows like American Idol, America’s Got Talent, The X Factor, The Voice, Mega Karaoke Space Bus. All those shows where singers try to pick the biggest, balladiest tunes to showcase their pipes.
WHY???!!!!
I’m telling you, if you tried to torture me into believing Total Eclipse of the Heart was a good song, my last utterance before perishing from disembowelment would be, “I still think it suuuuucks.”
But OK, I know some people—a lot of people—like it. That's fine. I’m happy to be in the minority of people who know what good actually is. I'm also someone who hates pandas, so perhaps I'm just woefully out of step with popular taste.
I do think everybody’s got an example of this sort of thing. When you feel genuinely bewildered about what’s trending or can’t understand why people like something you don’t. Or more to the point, don’t like something that you love.
But what can you do? Your compass of taste and passion points where it points and you gotta follow. If you try to recalibrate your tastes, you're doomed to fail. And then you become a Taste Zombie, just following the herd, hoping for your next meal of brains, singing along with the rest of the zombie chorus, "Once upon at time there was light in my life, now there's only love in the dark...."
You don't want that to happen, do you?
Hard as it is to accept, if you keep writing long enough, you will have at least one project get crushed under the millstone of Popular Taste. I know I’ve got one, and I’m still not sure what to do with it. I guess I’ll wait and see if things change. Which is all I can do.
How about you? Have you ever set an oddball project aside or hoped the trend winds would change direction in your favor?
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Renee Collins · 705 weeks ago
I think this link works: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4048609/literal...
unsweptstone 27p · 705 weeks ago
KLM, I have a similar reaction at the most rudimentary level to all things Neil Diamond. Glad to know I'm not alone.
KLM 70p · 705 weeks ago
I can't tell you how many times my jaw has dropped during, like, American Idol or whatever in total confounded amazement when a singer chooses this song.
I say to my hubs, "Hold the phones. I thought everyone realized how bad this song was? It's bad like the Ebola virus is bad."
There are a few other songs that make my list as well, but I think I'll just shut up now.
@AngelinaCHansen · 705 weeks ago
And what would make you think I could ever write an oddball story? Not me. No. No. No.
Jeigh · 705 weeks ago
Also, good point on following the crowd. Variety is the spice of life, after all!
Karen · 705 weeks ago
... one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the interwebs...
Oh wait, maybe someone above already showed you? (oops)
Karen · 705 weeks ago
Rena · 705 weeks ago
A) ZOMG, that fracking song is AWFUL (I mean bad like Uwe Bole bad.
B) that literal song was awesome.
Sophia Chang · 705 weeks ago
it's SO true! Yet I never realized it until you said it.
I see it like my TwiMania. I belong to the Los Angeles Twilight Lovers group - unashamedly - and I have a whole shelf dedicated to my Twilight memorabilia, including a Pocket Edward and shirtless Jacob barbie doll in jorts. I own not only the movies but also the RiffTrax.
Yet each time I relisten to the books on audio, it strikes me harder how HORRIBLE they are. Like, really truly bad. I mean worse than first draft bad. Maybe like a NaNoWriMo draft bad. Yet I can't stop giving money to this franchise.
MaryWitzl · 705 weeks ago
As for ms that haven't been weird enough to appeal to truly off-the-wall publishers, but are nowhere near sanely mainstream enough to appeal to the middleroaders -- ah yes, I know what you mean.
Meghan Ward · 705 weeks ago