You know which fairy tale character I empathized with this
week?
Drizella.
Remember Drizella? She’s one of Cinderella’s horrible, horsey-faced
step-sisters.
When the prince shows up, looking for his beloved, she tries
to cram her foot into that glass slipper, because she, like everyone else, desperately
wants the Prince to love her, and she thinks this is the only way she can do
it. To gain his approval, she needs to be The One Who Fits In.
But she can’t because she’s all, you know, ugly and stuff.
And has huge, size 13 dogs like Missy Frankin.
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| Ahhh, yes, that's much more comfortable. |
Poor Drizella.
I know we’re supposed to loathe her because she’s a big
meany but somehow I can’t.
Well, at the very least, I can't blame her.
Who hasn’t had a moment like this, when you’re trying to stuff your wrong-sized foot into a delicate slipper because
you think there’s no other way to find love and approval?
Yeah. I’m not going to do that anymore.
You gotta let your writing be what it wants to be.
