Two words will suffice to describe my condition: weeping + blisters. Obviously weeping is never a good thing, but when you combine it with blisters, which are also never a good thing, you get a really, really bad thing. Two wrongs make a wronger wrong.
In short, I am hideous. Like, small pox hideous, or post-nuclear-apocalypse-and-all-that's-left-on-earth-are-zombies-like-me hideous.
People may brag about having a high pain threshold, but I’ve never heard anyone claim to have a high itch threshold and now I know why. I want to claw my own skin off.